"Hello," said Kitty

Seriously. My kitty said, "Hello," this morning. I thought I was dreaming. I asked my husband. He said no [as in, I'm not dreaming]. And added that Kitty sometimes says Hello the way the two of us say it when we first get home. No, it's not, shall we say, physically intimate or anything -- but it's one of those inside things that's a bit embarrassing to share with others. But still.

Genius cat, uh-huh.